Chicago Dungeon

LV’s infamous corporal punishment expert and domestic disciplinarian, Dana Kane, is offering sessions September 12-13 at Chicago Dungeon.

Contact her through her website, http://danakane.blogspot.com, for details.

Dana Kane Spanks

I hate girls who think sporting tattoos, piercings, and long, dyed-black hair with Bettie bangs makes them dominant. Dominance, perversion, fetishism, and kink is in your brain, not your appearance.

Men who swallow these girls’ marketing pablum always whine about their experience afterward.  ”She ‘looked’ like a mistress,”  they say, “but she didn’t have a dungeon and it was so disappointing, like she wasn’t into it or didn’t know what she was doing.”

There’s an old adage, “You can’t judge a book by its cover.”  Nothing could possibly be more true.  Just because she looks different or dark and mysterious, doesn’t necessarily mean she is.

I am immersed in my career and take it very seriously, which is why I reinvest 25% of my gross back into my company.  That means a larger facility every time I move, weekly equipment purchases, continuing education, extensive study travel, an amazing wardrobe, and offerings that other dominas simply do not have the wherewithal to provide.

This may sound narcissistic, but I am all that and a bag of chips.  I am really, really good at what I do.

Where am I going with this blog post?  Well, just call me Captain Obvious, because I am going to point out that a little research goes a long way toward choosing a dominatrix who is the real deal, one who will knock off your proverbial socks, from one who is just a stripper with a riding crop poser wannabe.  An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, fellas.

Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible without surrender
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons,
they are vexatious to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs;
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals;
and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love;
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment
it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy.

Lately, I’ve been having many dreams in which I am the queen of a realm. The nasty sexual and kinky things I make my subjects do is way over the top. The acts shock even me. I think this may indicate that taking things to the next level in my lifestyle and professional BDSM world is bound to happen.

Losing your brother right before Thanksgiving last year, then having your dad in the hospital awaiting amputation surgery, while having whacked out broads trying to suck you into their drama vortex. You know what? My dad comes before all else. If these bitches think they can lure someone with a long track record of keeping to herself into their dark abyss while her daddy needs her, they have another thing coming. I would hate to be in their Karmic shoes, because they are building up bad Ju-Ju.

A spokeswoman for SWOP recently posted on a Yahoo group that it was disgusting that some escorts give bareback blow jobs. The Sex Worker Outreach Program passes judgment on service providers. That doesn’t seem right. The spokeswoman went on to defend a friend of hers that she says she’s known for over ten years. I wonder if she knows that that very friend she was defending gives bareback blow jobs. I do, because I just read her reviews and the fact is mentioned many times. I find hypocrisy is rampant these days. I have nothing against anyone, especially escorts. I do find it disturbing, though, that this woman wants to lump dominatrices in with sex workers. We do not provide personal services (sex). Ergo, we aren’t sex workers. Right?

This same spokeswoman babbled something about someone visiting her site from my site.  Duh!  Ever heard of the FemDom Banner Exchange?  ROTFL.  Paranoia amuses me.

This site, which hosts a series of sub-sites, banned me, saying “You are banned from using this forum! Advertising of professional sex services is forbidden here.”

If they had a brain in their fucking heads, they would know that professional dominatrices do not offer personal services.

I encourage anyone who respects professional BDSM workers to boycott this lame site. Abandon it. If you wish to connect with people with similar interests to yours and discuss your fetish interests, join a free forum where freedom of speech is observed and discrimination is not practiced.

Go to http://chicagodungeon.freeforums.org to join a REAL forum.

How could anyone not like Bruno?  It was so offensive, rude, bawdy, and fun.  I loved it.  Thanks to fass for watching it with me.

Remember when gas prices rose and jet fuel prices hiked up, so the airlines instituted checked bag fees, saying it would help them avoid profit losses?  I remember that.  I also remember gas prices dropping and jet fuel prices plummeting.  What I don’t remember is those baggage fees going away.  I also don’t remember them decreasing.   I see now some of the airlines are increasing their checked bag fees…just in time for holiday travel.  And, the airlines wonder why air travel is down.  LOL.  I guess they wish to encourage everyone to carry-on versus checking their bags.  Funny.  Every flight I’ve been on since they instituted checked bag fees has overhead compartments so full that some people can’t find a spot to cram in their bags.  I see families where every kid has a carry-on bag that is maximum size.  LOL.  The airlines sure are smart, aren’t they?  Employing pilots who overshoot their destination and hiring drunk and disorderly flight attendants and all that noise.  Southwest doesn’t charge bag fees.  I fly them once in a while, but I think I’m gonna step up that choice.