The month of July will go down in ABDL history!
Mommy Madeline and Mommy Meredith are taking to the highway to bring loving kindness to your city.
Age-Players, Sissy Babies, Diaper Lovers, Adult Babies, Babyfurs, Role-Players, Spankos, everyone is welcome!
We will come bearing an arsenal of goodies.
Here is a small sampling of the trunk full of debauchery we will have on hand.
- disposable and cloth diapers of every type and brand ~ enough to cover every bum in America and, maybe, even put over a few heads (we change wet & messy)
- changing supplies by Johnson & Johnson ~ lotions, potions, wipes, and powders to spruce up your bits and pieces
- bottles, sippy cups, utensils, and dishes just for littles ~ we won’t have our highchair, but we’ll make due with our laps and these useful items
- bubble bath ~ Mr Bubble Bubble Bubble In the tubble tubble tubble Mr Bubble in the tubble Can get you squeaky clean! Mr. Bubble in the tubble He doesn’t leave a ring!
- first aid kit ~ glass rectal thermometer, exam gloves, Vaseline, suppositories, nose drops, and enemas for those feeling the need for a little nursing
- baby food, juice, formula, juice boxes, and kiddie snacks ~ for when your tum tum goes rumble rumble
- stuffies, toys, games, books, craft supplies, and movies ~ play time with mommy is the bestest thing in the whole world
- adult size stroller ~ what outing would be complete without you strapped into a stroller, all eyes witness to your very public humiliation?
- background music ~ lullaby and good night, close those big bloodshot eyes
- leather bondage ~ harnesses, pacifier gags, diaper belts, cuffs, collars, and leashes, oh my!
- electro play ~ TENS units may sting your tushy, but bed-wetting alarms sting your pride
- pacifiers and binky leashes ~ all the better to silence you
- paddles and hairbrushes ~ sometimes littles and diaper lovers need punishment
- wigs, makeup, and costumes ~ sissy babies are some of our favorite littles
- plastic and rubber pants ~ no leaky bottoms allowed!
- mitts, booties, bonnets, tights, and caps ~ it’s mummy’s job to keep you warm
- water wings, swim diapers, and pool noodles ~ on a warm July day, it’s nice to take an embarrassing dip in the pool
- enough wardrobe items and shoes to clothe an entire nation ~ locking dresses, rompers, nighties, onesies, shortalls, footie jams, t-shirts, spreader diapers, spreader rompers, Mary Jane shoes, sneakers, heels, and so on…seriously…it’s an addiction
MOST IMPORTANTLY, MOMMY MADELINE AND MOMMY MEREDITH WILL BRING THEIR SMILING FACES AND LOVING HEARTS WITH THEM, SPREADING ABDL JOY THROUGHOUT THE LAND!
A few tips:
- We will be hosting sessions in upscale hotels.
- Normal session rates apply. Those may be viewed on our website. Due to the nature of our tour, a 50% deposit will be required to hold all appointments. We have many creative ways for you to pay your deposit, so don’t fret.
- If you’d like keepsake photos of your session, bring your camera or phone and we will be happy to accommodate your desires. Wank wank!
Now, here’s the tricky part. The following cities are on our agenda for the month of July.
- Indiana – Indianapolis, Fort Wayne
- Iowa – Des Moines, Cedar Rapids
- Kentucky – Louisville, Lexington
- Maryland – Baltimore, Washington DC
- Michigan – Detroit, Grand Rapids
- Minnesota – Minneapolis/Saint Paul, Rochester
- Missouri – Kansas City, Saint Louis
- Ohio – Columbus, Cleveland
- Pennsylvania – Philadelphia, Pittsburgh
- Tennessee – Memphis, Nashville
- Virginia – Virginia Beach, Richmond
- Wisconsin – Milwaukee, Madison
Our final destinations will be determined solely by the level of interest in each area. Wherever has the most WINS! This is going to be easily determined. If you sincerely wish to see one or both of us, shoot an e-mail to email@example.com. Don’t clutter my inbox with what ifs and wishful thinking. You damn well better be genuine or I will hunt you down and cut off your pecker with garden shears. You have two weeks in which to express GENUINE interest. If you cannot afford a session, don’t e-mail! On June 15, 2014, I will reply to this post with a list of our final destination cities and the dates on which we will be in those cities. Then, you have until July 1, 2014 to schedule your session. REMEMBER! SINCERE INQUIRIES ONLY!
Fine print: No escorting, prostitution, sex acts, back alley rim jobs, donkey punching, rusty trombones, blumpkins, handstands, or eye-crossing. Our services are on the up and up. We keep our clothes on the entire time.
No whining about rates. We are an elite service. If you can’t afford us, just frown and move on.