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Dana Kane Spanks

Switch Elle schmoozing at IML

Men who swallow these girls’ marketing pablum always whine about their experience afterward.  ”She ‘looked’ like a mistress,”  they say, “but she didn’t have a dungeon and it was so disappointing, like she wasn’t into it or didn’t know what she was doing.”

There’s an old adage, “You can’t judge a book by its cover.”  Nothing could possibly be more true.  Just because she looks different or dark and mysterious, doesn’t necessarily mean she is.

I am immersed in my career and take it very seriously, which is why I reinvest 25% of my gross back into my company.  That means a larger facility every time I move, weekly equipment purchases, continuing education, extensive study travel, an amazing wardrobe, and offerings that other dominas simply do not have the wherewithal to provide.

This may sound narcissistic, but I am all that and a bag of chips.  I am really, really good at what I do.

Where am I going with this blog post?  Well, just call me Captain Obvious, because I am going to point out that a little research goes a long way toward choosing a dominatrix who is the real deal, one who will knock off your proverbial socks, from one who is just a stripper with a riding crop poser wannabe.  An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, fellas.

As far as possible without surrender
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons,
they are vexatious to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs;
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals;
and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love;
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment
it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy.

This same spokeswoman babbled something about someone visiting her site from my site.  Duh!  Ever heard of the FemDom Banner Exchange?  ROTFL.  Paranoia amuses me.

If they had a brain in their fucking heads, they would know that professional dominatrices do not offer personal services.

I encourage anyone who respects professional BDSM workers to boycott this lame site. Abandon it. If you wish to connect with people with similar interests to yours and discuss your fetish interests, join a free forum where freedom of speech is observed and discrimination is not practiced.

Go to http://chicagodungeon.freeforums.org to join a REAL forum.